aelathehuntress:

im watching u bethesda

im watching u

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian)